老子最后跟你说一次 Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time' (1998)

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Jerry Seinfeld, I'm Telling You for the Last Time:
The script

Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Seinfeld.
Thank you. Thank you.
That was very, very nice.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Standing ovation. Now I know there's always a...
Scuse me?
Perfect start of the show. Thank you

I know it's not easy for an audience to give standing ovation.
There's always a few people that don't really wanna do it.
I've seen those people. They're always like...
"Are we doing' this now?"

So, anyway, I'm thrilled to be back here in New York.
I love how certain things about New York never change.
They're always constant, they're always there for you.
The cabbies and the BO.
What is with the BO and these guys?
How long are these shifts?
Can't we get this man a ten minute break for a shower?
You're in the back and it's com…

是一个瑞典朋友介绍给我的，我觉得非常的好玩，虽然不是所有的笑话都能听明白，但相比一些很多“土”话的美国的comedy talk show已经好明白多了。然后又陆续看了他的一些连续剧，觉得还是这部最经典，所以推荐一下。
　　
这里引点台词：
　　
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［cheering］
Jerry: Thank you very much.
Woman from audience: Jerry, I love you!
Jerry: ［turns to the woman］ Thank you. I love you too. But I do feel the need to see other people.
　　
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Jerry: I was the best man to a wedding one time, that was pretty good. Pretty good title, I thought, best man. I thought it was a bit much. I thought we'd have the groom and a pretty good man. That's more than enough. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
　　
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Jerry: "Wait up!" That's what ki…