- You're saying what?
- I'm asking for the best you ever had. Can you name her?
- The best?
- Yep.
- Why do you wanna know that?
- It's interesting.
- Come on, we're friends. Be honest.
- Well, what's your best?
- Hey, I asked the question.
- Fuck you too. If we're gonna be revealing, let's be fair.
- OK. Er... Mine would be my wife.
- Bullshit. Nobody would pick their wife. Except maybe on a talk show.
- That's my answer, and she's very good, so up yours.
- Jesus. OK. It'd be er... The fucking best? Why do I
always go first with shit like this?
- I just went.
- Go ahead.
- Take a turn if you're so interested. I just wanna hear yours. You amuse me.
- Listen to this cock. Suddenly he's got big balls hanging out with us.
- What does that mean?
- Figure it out.
- We're just wondering anyhow.
- Yeah. But... OK. Fine. You wanna hear it?
- Huh?
- Senior year, gym class. You guys have a co-ed…